Porter Pie's nicknames

 You, Porter, have been given some awesome

(and maybe not so awesome) nicknames

in your short life!

 

 

Right away, for whatever reason,

we started calling you Porter Pie. 

 

And your daddy always called you "my baby boy."

He would call me during the day and say, "How's my baby boy?"

And he has this certain way of saying it. So cute!

He loves you a lot. 

 

 

We've also called you

Porter poopoo pants,

P-man,

boogerface,

boogerhead,

stinky butt,

 

 

Porter piglet,

Porter pumpkin,

Porterbello mushroom,

monkey butt,

and po-boy.

 

 

Whatever we call you,

I hope you know it is out of love and laughter.

 

And we hope you don't hate it when you're older ;)