You become a total freak after having a child.
I went running the other day and left you at home with your sweet and caring Maw Maw. While I was running, all I could think about was how someone would kidnap you and her while I was gone. Or that alzheimer's would all the sudden manifest itself in her and she would leave you at home by yourself or take you somewhere.
None of the above happened. I returned home and she was cooing and cuddling with you.
I just wanted to warn you for when you become a parent one day.
And don't even get me started on what a freak your dad has become since we came home from the hospital. We are under quarantine here at the Turfitt household. I'm not allowed to take you anywhere and no one but family is allowed to come over.
Needless to say, I'm about to lose it!
I wash my hands about 30 times a day (seriously), not to mention the anti-bacterial that's being lathered on in between.
He says it will be lifted on Sunday when you take your last dose of antibiotic. We'll see...

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